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To Be Human Is Erroneous.

War Is, At First, The Hope That One Will Be Better Off; Next, The Expectation That The Other Fellow Will Be Worse Off; Then, The Satisfaction That He Isn't Any Better Off; And, Finally, The Surprise At Everyone's Being Worse Off.

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself. Because Each Of Us Is His Own Neighbor.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.

Psychology Is A Bus That Accompanies An Airplane.