If A Cat Does Something, We Call

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.

The Ancient Egyptians Considered It Good Luck To Meet A Swarm Of Bees On The Road. What They Considered Bad Luck I Couldn't Say.

The Head Of A Pike, Served At Supper, Is Said To Have Caused The Death From Terror Of Theodoric The Goth, Who Imagined The Fish's Features To Be Those Of Symmachus, A Man He Had Just Killed. But For This Story, We Of Today Would Have No Idea What Symmachus Looked Like.

Male Penguins Are Unfaithful Up To An Advanced Age, A Phenomenon Sometimes Attributed To The Sea Air.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.