If A Drink Was Ice Cold, It

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

I Was At A Restaurant, And I Ordered A Chicken Sandwich, But I Don't Think The Waitress Understood Me. She Asked Me, "how Would You Like Your Eggs?" I Thought I Would Answer Her Anyway And Said, "incubated! And Then Raised, Plucked, Beheaded, Cut Up, Put Onto A Grill, And Then Put Onto A Bun. Damn! I Don't Have That Much Time! Scrambled!"

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"