If A Man Is Going To Leave

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "i'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.

I'll Tell You What Justice Is. Justice Is A Knee In The Gut From The Floor On The Chin At Night Sneaky With A Knife Brought Up Down On The Magazine Of A Battleship Sandbagged Underhanded In The Dark Without A Word Of Warning

Only Hungry Joe Had Something Better To Do Each Time He Finished His Missions. He Had Screaming Nightmares And Won Fist Fights With Huple's Cat.

There Was Only One Catch And That Was Catch22, Which Specified That A Concern For One's Safety In The Face Of Dangers That Were Real And Immediate Was The Process Of A Rational Mind. Orr Was Crazy And Could Be Grounded. All He Had To Do Was Ask, And As Soon As He Did, He Would No Longer Be Crazy And Would Have To Fly More Missions. Orr Would Be Crazy To Fly More Missions And Sane If He Didn't, But If He Was Sane He Had To Fly Them. If He Flew Them He Was Crazy And Didn't Have To; But If He Didn't Want To He Was Sane And Had To.

Men Went Mad And Were Rewarded With Medals.