If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is

I Don't Believe There's Any Problem In This Country, No Matter How Tough It Is, That Americans, When They Roll Up Their Sleeves, Can't Completely Ignore.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

Why Is The Man Who Invests All Your Money Called A Broker?

You Have To Be Realistic About Terrorism. Certain Groups Of People, Certain Groups, Muslim Fundamentalists, Christian Fundamentalists, Jewish Fundamentalists, And Just Plain Guys From Montana, Are Going To Continue To Make Life In This Country Very Interesting For A Long, Long Time.

We Talk Too Much, Love Too Seldom, And Hate Too Often.