If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?

I Don't Get All Choked Up About Yellow Ribbons And American Flags. I See Them As Symbols, And I Leave Them To The Symbol-minded.

Baseball Begins In The Spring, The Season Of New Life. Football Begins In The Fall, When Everything's Dying.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.