If All You Can Do Is Judge

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

[a Politician Is] A Person Skilled In The Art Of Compromise. Usually An Elected Official Who Has Compromised To Get Nominated, Compromised To Get Elected, And Compromised Repeatedly To Stay In Office.

Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.