If All You Can Do Is Judge

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

The Naacp Is A Wonderful Organization . . . But Do You Realize If Tomorrow Morning We Had Complete Integration, All Them Cats Would Be Outta Work?

I Go To Chinese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Chinese. I Go To Japanese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Japanese. I Go To Brazilian Christian Community. Jesus Looks Brazilian. How Come In America Jesus Looks White?

When I Tune Into My Beautiful Self, I Get Happiness. Everything In The Universe Belongs To Me.