If Any Of My Men Kill Prisoners,

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No Capitalists After Any War Were Ever So Well Paid For Money Loaned To The Nation That Carried It On. No Class Of Money-makers Ever Gained Such Prosperity By Any Other War, As Our War For The Union Brought To The Money-getters Of America. All This Was Due In Great Measure To The Rank And File Of The Union Army. Now Let No Rich Man Haggle With A Needy Veteran Of That War About His Right To A Pension!

He Serves His Party Best Who Serves The Country Best.

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The President Of The United States Of Necessity Owes His Election To Office To The Suffrage And Zealous Labors Of A Political Party, The Members Of Which Cherish With Ardor And Regard As Of Essential Importance The Principles Of Their Party Organization; But He Should Strive To Be Always Mindful Of The Fact That He Serves His Party Best Who Serves The Country Best.