If At First You Do Succeed Don't

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.