If At First You Do Succeed Don't

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.