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News Networks Giving A Greater Voice To Viewers Because The Social Web Is So Popular Are Like A Chef On The Titanic Who, Seeing The Looming Iceberg And Fleeing Customers, Figures Ice Is The Future And Starts Making Snow Cones.

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.

I Don't Have Hard Numbers About This, But The Impression I Get Is That The Amount Of Eyeballs You Get From Being On The Humor Shelf At Barnes & Noble - It Is Almost Insignificant.

I Used To Work At Nasa In Virginia. It Was Nothing Glamorous; I Was Just Tasked With Making Code Compile For Obscure Projects, And I Wasn't Very Good At It. Now I Spend Most Of My Time Drawing Pictures And Looking At Funny Things On The Internet, Which In Retrospect Is Largely What I Did At My Old Job, Too.

I'm Not Sure Why We Romanticize 'young Love,' Or Love In General...it Just Leads To The Idea That Either Your Love Is Pure, Perfect And Eternal, And You Are Storybook-compatible In Every Way With No Problems, Or You're Lying When You Say 'i Love You.