If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've

See The Ball; Hit The Ball.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

Among Many U. S. Wine Consumers, California Holds A Strong Position.

You Know What God Told The Cubs? Don't Do Anything Until I Come Back.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.