If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

My Father Taught Me That The Only Way You Can Make Good At Anything Is To Practice, And Then Practice Some More.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.