If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!