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I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

When I Was In High School I Fell For Pretty Much Any Girl I Ever Met. But I Was So Desperate That I Couldn't Get Any Of Them Because They Sensed My Desperation! After Many, Many Years, I Learned To Relax And Just Be Myself.

My Children Are Magical Creatures And I Love Them To Death.

Habit Is The Strongest Thing In Life.