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Habit Is The Strongest Thing In Life.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

If Beethoven And Bach Hooked Up With Mozart And Made A Band, They Could Be A Distant Runner Up To The D.

Let's Face It, The Great Comedians Now That Are Handicapped In The Looks Department Are Tremendous Writers.

Part Of The Acting Gig Is When You're Let Loose Some Improvs And Put Stuff Into Your Own Words Every Once In A While. That Doesn't Get You A Writing Credit Or More Money. It Just Makes It More Fun.