If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion

I Think The People Can Bash Catholics Because They Know Catholics Won't Kill Them. Quite Frankly, There's Some Religions Out There, You Bash And They're Going To Kill You.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Shallow As Long As You're Insightful About It.

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.

I Like Money. It's Fun To Fold And Stack And Smell And Look At. It's Just Plain Fun To Count Money, And I Often Do It In A Loud Falsetto While Wearing Nothing But A Captain's Hat And A Coin Changer.