If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's

Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal Orgy.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.

I Live Way Below My Means.

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.