If Bill Gates Woke Up With Oprah's

I Have Four Jackets, Five Pants, Whatever, That Are All The Same. If You See U2 In Concert, They Wear The Same Thing Every Night. They Just Got A Bunch Of Them. Albert Einstein Used To Wear Brown Suits Every Day. Why Waste Brainpower On Something That Is Trivial?

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

Learn How To Cook. Read Books That Will Educate You. Get An Education. Get A Career. And Support Yourself. And Live In A Section Of Town That Isn't Conducive To Violence.

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

You Don't Need A Critic To Tell You People Aren't Laughing.