If Computers Take Over, It Will Serve

I Hasten To Say To Snobs From The Surrey Pine-and-sand Country That No Invention Since The Corn Plaster Or The Electric Toothbrush Has Brought Greater Balm To The Extremities Of The Senior Golfer Than The Golfmobile, A Word That Will Have To Do For Want Of A Better.

I Have An Insane Desire To Shave A Stroke Or Two Off My Handicap.

The Best Thing About Eisenhower's Presidency Was His Jeffersonian Conviction That There Should Be As Little Government And As Much Golf As Possible.

All Presidents Start Out To Run A Crusade But After A Couple Of Years They Find They Are Running Something Less Heroic And Much More Intractable: Namely The Presidency. The People Are Well Cured By Then Of Election Fever, During Which They Think They Are Choosing Moses. In The Third Year, They Look On The Man As A Sinner And A Bumble And Begin To Poke Around For Rumors Of Another Messiah.

New York Is The Biggest Collection Of Villages In The World.