If Dogs Could Talk, Perhaps We Would

If One Must Fight Or Create, It Is Necessary That This Be Preceded By The Broadest Possible Knowledge.

Great God Of The Ants, Thou Hast Granted Victory To Thy Servants. I Appoint Thee Honorary Colonel.

Only Years Of Practice Will Teach You The Mysteries And Bold Certainty Of A Real Gardener, Who Treads At Random, Yet Tramples On Nothing.

You Ought To Know That October Is The First Spring Month.

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.