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I Stand By Everything I Said. I Absolutely Can Defend My Material, And I Take Issue With People Who Say, "it's Just Shock Value. It's Not Even Funny." I Disagree. There's Different Ways To Be Funny And To Be A Comedian.

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.

It's Just An Easy Catchall To Describe A Style Because There Are A Lot Of Alternative Comics Who Are Completely Different From Each Other.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I'm Concerned About Organized Religion Getting Away With What It Gets Away With.