If Drunk Were Cookies, I'd Be Famous

It's Hard To Believe In Coincidence, But It's Even Harder To Believe In Anything Else.

As Alaska Zipped Through Something Obvious About Linear Equations, Stoner/baller Hank Walsten Said, "wait, Wait. I Don't Get It." "that's Because You Have Eight Functioning Brain Cells." "studies Show That Marijuana Is Better For Your Health Than Those Cigarettes," Hank Said. Alaska Swallowed A Mouthful Of Fries, Took A Drag On Her Cigarette, And Blew A Smoke At Hank. "i May Die Young," She Said. "but At Least I'll Die Smart. Now, Back To Tangents.

I Know He's Been Looking Forward To This--and I Know That I've Been Looking Forward To This. But Now I Have To Stop Looking Forward And Start Looking At Where I Am. It's Hard.

You May Choose Your Song, But Know This: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow.

. . . Endlessness Is A Really Strange Idea In A Universe That Is Defined By Its Endings.