If Everyone Likes You, You're Not Doing

Locations Are All Tough, All Miserable. I Never Left The Sound Stage For 18 Years At Warners. We Never Went Outside The Studio, Not Even For Big Scenes.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

They Say That In Hollywood One Can't Be Honest, But I Think Honesty Counts In Hollywood Just As Much As It Does Anywhere Else. I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.

You Know What I'm Going To Have On My Gravestone? 'she Did It The Hard Way.'