If God Created Everything, He's Got A

I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loath And Despise The Groups They Identify Or Belong To.

Some People Think That Words Can Injure The Psyche Or The Moral Fiber. And They Really Can't.

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

Baseball Begins In The Spring, The Season Of New Life. Football Begins In The Fall, When Everything's Dying.

Some People See The Glass Half Full. Others See It Half Empty. I See A Glass That's Twice As Big As It Needs To Be.