If God Did Not Intend For Us

When People Quote Sketches To Me, Half The Time I Don't Know What They're Talking About So I Have To Sort Of Go, Aha, Yes, Oh Yep, I Remember That And Lie My Way Out Of It.

Sense Of Humor Is So Much More Subjective Than Anyone Believes.

Filming Is Like A Long Air Journey: There's So Much Hanging Around And Boredom That They Keep Giving You Food.

Michael Palin Decided To Give Up On His Considerable Comedy Talents To Make Those Dreadfully Tedious Travel Shows. Have You Ever Tried To Watch One?

I Have A Tendency Sometimes To Get Too Logical With What I'm Writing, Just Because I Want It To Be Kind Of Perfect.