If God Didn't Want Us To Eat

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals... Except The Weasel.

I Don't Know Why I Did It, I Don't Know Why I Enjoyed It, And I Don't Know Why I Will Do It Again.

The French Are Funny, Sex Is Funny, And Comedies Are Funny, Yet No French Sex Comedies Are Funny.

I Always Thought That Television Was The Way To Go In My Goal To Invade Pop Culture Because It Got To Towns In Which There Were No Bookstores. That's How I Used To Think Of It: How Do I Reach Kids Who Not Only Don't Read But Probably Have No Access To Much In The Way Of Books?

Donuts. Is There Anything They Can't Do?