If God Had Wanted Us To Be

It's A Real Smug Self-righteous Punk Kid Saying Nobody Has The Right To Tell Him What To Do And How Dare You Put A Sign Up Saying That I Can't Go On Your Property?

Granted, This System Is Insane, But We Must Not Let Sanity Stand In The Way Of Airport Security.

What Was Life Like In The Colonies? Probably The Best Word To Describe It Would Be "colonial".

Greyhound Bus Lines Motto: "we Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

You Will Never Find Anybody Who Can Give You A Clear And Compelling Reason Why We Observe Daylight Savings Time.