If God Is All Powerful, Can He

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.

Y'ever Notice How You Never Seem To Get Laid On Thanksgiving? I Think It's Because All The Coats Are On The Bed.

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

Scratch Any Cynic And You Will Find A Disappointed Idealist.