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If God Is All Powerful, Can He Make A Stone So Big That He Himself Can't Lift It?
-George Carlin
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If God Is All Powerful, Can He
George Carlin
If God Is All Powerful, Can He Make A Stone So Big That He Himself Can't Lift It?
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