If God Wanted Us To Bend Over

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.