If I Am Duly Compared To Marlon

I Spent My Entire Experience With Gary On Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Staring At Him And Not Returning Any Lines Because I Think He's God. The Second Time On The Dark Knight Rises I Was Playing God, So I Ignored Him. Kicked Him A Bit, That Kind Of Thing. Gary Oldman Is One Of My Heroes, I Did Nothing But Glean From Him.

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. What Matters Is Your Plan.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

Fame And Stuff Like That Is All Very Cool, But At The End Of The Day, We're All Human Beings. Although What I Do Is Incredibly Surreal And Fun And Amazing And I'm Really Grateful For It, I Don't Believe My Own Press Release, Do You Know What I Mean?

The Problem With Prime Beef Is That There Are So Many People Out There Selling Offal. So You Don't Know When You're Going Eat A Shitty Gangster Movie. Because Everybody Knows There's Good Stuff To Be Involved In.