If I Blew My Nose The Daily

I Have Opened Newspapers And Read Incredible Lies.

It Would Actually Be Quite Nice If The American Ambassador In Britain Could Pay The [congestion] Charge That Everybody Else Is Paying And Not Actually Try And Skive Out Of It Like Some Chiselling Little Crook.

I Think I Have Gone Through My Entire Public Career Never Telling A Lie. I Have Made Mistakes But I Never Knowingly Lied.

Give Me The Whole World To Run And Then I'll Be Happy. If Tomorrow I Was Told I Had To Sort Out The Whole World's Problems I'd Sleep Like A Baby.

Only Some Ghastly Dehumanised Moron Would Want To Get Rid Of The Routemaster.