If I Could Go Into The Woods

You Could Probably Get Through Life Without Knowing How To Roast A Chicken, But The Question Is, Would You Want To?

It S Easier To Impress Someone Than To Give Them Pleasure.

I Lurch From Chaos To Chaos. I Can't Find My Driving Licence And My Clothes Are Everywhere - Cooking Is The Neatest Thing I Do.

I Used To Refer To Myself As Typhoid Mary. It Wasn't That I Was Jinxed, I Just Seemed To Bring Ill Fortune To Anybody I Was Close To.

I'm Not Much Of A Drinker. I'm An Eater More Than A Drinker. So I Feel That I Don't Have To Wait To Get A Hangover In Order To Eat These.