If I Could Read It, I Could

I'm In The Music Business For One Purpose - To Make Money.

I'm An Interpreter Of Stories. When I Perform It's Like Sitting Down At My Piano And Telling Fairy Stories.

I'm Not Playing For Other Musicians. We're Trying To Reach The Guy Who Works All Day And Wants To Spend A Buck At Night. We'll Keep Him Happy.

People Don't Slip. Time Catches Up With Them.

Primarily I'm A Meat Man, Although Once In A While I Toy With A Few Vegetables.