If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

What The Hell Has (herbert) Hoover Got To Do With It? Anyway, I Had A Better Year Than He Did.

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.

Baseball Changes Through The Years. It Gets Milder.

Hotter 'n Hell, Ain't It, Prez?