If I Did That, I'd Be Sticking

Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

This Music Won't Do. There's Not Enough Sarcasm In It.

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.

Even If They Had It In The Streets, I Wouldn't Go.

When Told A Script Was Full Of Old Cliches: Let's Have Some New Cliches.