If I Die... I'd Be So Mad

I'm Not Stuck In Anybody's Body. I'm Me.

The Truth Is Everybody Does It From Time To Time. People Dial Telephone Numbers And They Get A Wrong Number Only To Find That They've Read The Last Two Digits Backwards. Everybody Does It, But Dyslexics Have This Tendency To A Higher Degree.

I Spent Twelve Years Training For A Career That Was Over In A Week. Joe Namath Spent One Week Training For A Career That Lasted Twelve Years.

It Hurts Every Day When You Practice Hard. Plus, When This Decathlon Is Over, I Got The Rest Of My Life To Recuperate. Who Cares How Bad It Hurts?

The First One Of The Girls I Ever Told Was Kimberly.