If I Die Prematurely At Any Rate

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

There Is No Such Source Of Error As The Pursuit Of Truth.

Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs And Has A State Legislature.

Women Can Stand A Beating Except When It Is With Their Own Weapons.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.