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Great Music Is In The Ear Of The Beholder.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

I Don't Live To Work; I Work To Live.

When We Started Off, We Wanted The Girls, The Cocaine, The Fur Coats. It Wasn't Like It Was An Act; It Was Almost Like Working-class People Winning The Pools. We Went Bananas.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.