If I Ever Go Bald, I'll Kill

What Does Surprise Me, Though, Is The Amount Of Attention This Band [guns'n'roses] Has Garnered 11 Years After The Original Lineup Broke Up. That's An Interesting Phenomenon. It Was Even Interesting Back In The Day. I Mean, [we Were] This Glorified Garage Band. It Was A Great Band, But It Was Not The Kind Of Band You Expected To Become What It Has.

But If I Was Still Trying To Be In Guns N' Roses While I Wasn't In The Band... I Wouldn't Want To Maintain An Image Like That.

I Was The One That Allegedly "quit And Joined My Old Band." That Wasn't True. But It Was Said So Matter-of-factly On The Internet That The Guys Weren't Really Sure What I Was Up To.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

I Think When I Was A Kid, And I Was In England And It Was All About The Stones, The Who, The Kinks And The Beatles And That's What My Dad Was Into.