If I Ever Over Hear People Saying

The Fact That The Kardashians Could Be More Popular Than A Show Like “mad Men” Is Disgusting. It’s A Super Disgusting Part Of Our Culture, But I Still Find It Funny To Make A Joke About It.

When I Was Growing Up, My Parents Asked Me What I Wanted To Do, And I Said That I Wanted To Live In Springfield. They Were Like, "well, That's Not How It Works. There Is An Actor Who Play Homer, And Someone Who Writes What Homer Says." So, I Was Like, "well, I Want To Write What Homer Says."

I Couldn't Imagine Someone Playing Me Or Writing A Book About Who I Am. Although I Let People Write Articles And Try And Express Who I Am, And It Blows Up Wildly In My Face.

It's Harder To Be Funny If You're Handsome Than If You're Very Normal-looking. It's Just More Relatable. You're The Underdog. I Mean It's Funny To See People Struggle, And You Don't Buy That Brad Pitt Is Struggling, You Know That Guy Could Be The Most Skill-less Guy In The World, But If You Look Like That You Will Be Fine For The Rest Of Your Life.

As An Actor, You Tell Part Of A Story. As A Writer, You Get More Of Telling That Story. But As A Director, They're Seeing The World Through Your Eyes.