If I Had A Gun, I'd Shoot

Phil Collins Sold Five Times As Many Records As I Did. Does That Make Him Nearly As Influential As I Am? Nope.

I Don't Live To Work; I Work To Live.

I Go Into Daunt Books In Marylebone Every Couple Of Weeks. My Wife Sara Demolishes Books, But I Only Buy Stuff Occasionally. I Like Boys' Things, Spies And The Cold War.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?