If I Had A Mind To Rent

... People Are Always Turning Out To Be Tougher Than I Think They Are.

When Augustus Came Out On The Porch The Blue Pigs Were Eating A Rattlesnake—not A Very Big One. It Had Probably Just Been Crawling Around Looking For Shade When It Ran Into The Pigs. They Were Having A Fine Tug-of-war With It, And Its Rattling Days Were Over.

There Isn't A Thought In My Head I Care To Be Alone With For More Than Five Minutes.

The Earth Is Mostly Just A Boneyard. But Pretty In The Sunlight.

Backward Is Just Not A Natural Direction For Americans To Look - Historical Ignorance Remains A National Characteristic.