If I Had To Pick One Artist

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.