If I Had To Pick One Artist

Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.