If I Had To Rank My Skills,

I Don't Think Anyone Has Written A Great Graphic Novel.

Saddam Hussein, Influenced By Fascism, Ordered The Deaths Of Tens Of Thousands Of People, Fought Two Disastrous Wars, Turned His Nation Into An International Pariah And Ruined His Country’s Economy. In Other Words, His Record Is Identical To George W. Bush’s.

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.

The Word 'hero' Has Been Bandied About A Lot To Refer To Anyone Killed In Afghanistan Or Iraq. But Anyone Who Voluntarily Goes To Afghanistan Or Iraq [as A Soldier] Is Fighting For An Evil Cause Under An Evil Commander In Chief.