If I Hadn't Done This I Might

I Really Can't Describe What My Stand-up Is Like - People See It And They Say It's Like That, Or It's Like This, And That's Really Up To Them, That's Fine, But I Don't Sit Around All Day Analysing It. I Just Try And Enjoy A Show And Interest Myself Because If I Don't Do That Then I Won't Interest Anybody Else.

Paper Acts As An Eraser On The Mind, As Soon As You Look At What You've Written.

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

I'm Fascinated By How You'll Change Your Position So Many Times Over A Lifetime, But Really What You're Doing Is Occupying A Series Of Positions On A Landscape.

I Don't Do Drugs. If I Want A Rush I Just Stand Up When I'm Not Expecting It.