If I Have Not Read A Book

Some One Is Generally Sure To Be The Sufferer By A Joke.

But Of All Footmen The Lowest Class Is Literary Footmen.

Dandyism Is A Species Of Genius.

Gallantry To Women - The Sure Road To Their Favor - Is Nothing But The Appearance Of Extreme Devotion To All Their Wants And Wishes, A Delight In Their Satisfaction, And A Confidence In Yourself As Being Able To Contribute Toward It

To Die Is Only To Be As We Were Before We Were Born; Yet No One Feels Any Remorse, Or Regret, Or Repugnance, In Contemplating This Last Idea.