If I Have The Option, I Always

I've Had Experiences In My Life Where I've Met Certain People That Have Opened Up Something In Me And Given Me Hope And A New Outlook On Life.

I'm Too Awkward To Date, I Think. I'm Kind Of All Or Nothing, You Know? Either Put A Baby Inside Of Me Or Leave Me Alone.

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

Louis C. K. Is One Of My All Time Favorite Standup Comedians.

It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked In A Bowling Alley.