If I Have To Die, I Want

Count Your Blessings. You Are One Of A Kind. There's No One In The World Like You. You Are Amazing.

I've Been Offered Big Money To Promote Machines. And High-protein Diets, When That Was Really Popular. There Was Always Some New Powder Or Diet Plan That Somebody Wanted To Put My Name On.

No One Can Make Fun Of Overweight People In Front Of Me!

There Is No Magic Milkshake Or Workout Machine. I Think The Real Machine Is Your Body. I Do Love Treadmills, Ellipticals, Stationary Bikes, Free Weights.

This Is My Theater. This Is Where I Can Sing And Act Out A Play And Do Sit-ups At The Same Time