If I Let Her In I'm Doomed.

Mrs. Zuppa Was Coming In From Bingo Just As I Was Leaving The Building. "looks Like You're Going To Work," She Said, Leaning Heavily On Her Cane. "what Are You Packin'?" "a Thirty-eight." "i Like A Nine-millimeter Myself." "a Nine's Good." "easier To Use A Semiautomatic After You've Had Hip Replacement And You Walk With A Cane," She Said. One Of Those Useful Pieces Of Information To File Away And Resurrect When I Turn Eighty-three.

You See What I'm Saying?" Mooner Said. "something Else Always Comes Along. You Go To Jail, You Don't Have To Worry About Anything. No Rent To Pay. No Food Bill To Sweat. Free Dental Plan. And That's Worth Something, Dude.you Don't Wnat To Stick Your Nose Up At Free Dental.

The Way I See It, Living In New Jersey Is A Challenge, What With The Toxic Waste And The Eighteen Wheelers And The Armed Schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

I Shot That Sucker Right In The Gumpy." Grandma Mazur

I Knew There Were No Such Things As Death Cooties. Unfortunately, That's An Intellectual Fact. And Death Cooties Are An Emotional Reality.