If I'm Dead," He Murmured. "why Does

On A Basketball Court, Five Players Were In The Middle Of An Intense Game. They Wore Assortment Of Jerseys From Different American Teams, And They All Seemed Keen To Win—grunting And Snarling At Each Other, Stealing The Ball And Pushing. Oh…and The Players Were All Baboons.

Well, Actually It Carried Cadmus. Europa Fell Off And Died Along The Way, But That's Not Important.' It Was Probably Important To Her.

So For Magic Problem-solving 101, We Headed To The Training Room And Blew Stuff Up.

Teach You To Try Marrying Me, You Idiot!

You're Pretty Smug, Lord Ares, For A Guy Who Runs From Cupid Statues.