If I'm Going To Be Anything More

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

Since Man's Highest Mission On Earth Is To Spiritualize Everything, It Is His Excrement In Particular That Needs It Most.

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.

Geniuses Must Never Die, The Progress Of Mankind Depends On Us