If I'm Going To Be Anything More

Begin By Learning To Draw And Paint Like The Old Masters. After That, You Can Do As You Like; Everyone Will Respect You.

Since I Don't Smoke, I Decided To Grow A Mustache - It Is Better For The Health. However, I Always Carried A Jewel-studded Cigarette Case In Which, Instead Of Tobacco, Were Carefully Placed Several Mustaches, Adolphe Menjou Style. I Offered Them Politely To My Friends: "mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody Dared To Touch Them. This Was My Test Regarding The Sacred Aspect Of Mustaches.

Picasso Is A Communist. Neither Am I.

Painting Is An Infinitely Minute Part Of My Personality.

The Only Difference Between Me And A Madman Is That I'm Not Mad.