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I'm Never Going Again On Met Gala. It Was So Un-fun. It Was Boiling. It Was Too Crowded. I Did Not Enjoy It At All.

I Don't Eat Four-legged Animals, But I Eat Birds, I Eat Cheese, I Eat Dessert. I Eat Everything.

I'm Trying To Be Good With My Skin Care Now That I'm Getting Older. I Really Do Think It's From The Inside - So Exercise, Hydration, Sleep, Sex.

Luckily, My Children Love Broccoli, And Although We Sometimes Enter Into Un-like Negotiations About How Many 'trees' They Need To Eat Before They Can Partake Of Ice Cream, It Is A Vegetable That They Tend To Embrace.

I'm Looking Forward To Becoming Older And Quieter.