If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

Peter Marshall: A Western Saddle Has A Curved Horn On The Front To Hold Something For The Cowboy. What Is It?

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.