If I'm 40 Years Old And Wearing

Every Christmas My Hometown Radio Station Would Always Play 'christmas In Dixie' By Alabama. I Always Remember Lovin' That Song.

I'm Dating A Girl Who's Pretty Levelheaded. She's A Nurse. She's A Real, Normal Girl. Which Is What I Need Because My Life Isn't Normal.

Its Five O'clock Some Where

I Drink A Few Beers, And I've Smoked A Little Pot. But I'm Too Health Conscious To Do It Regularly. I Run A Lot. I Don't Smoke Cigarettes. Pot Is The Hardest Thing I've Tried, Really.

My Mom And My Real Father Divorced Before I Was One. My Mom And My Stepfather Divorced When I Was In High School. Then She Fell In Love With A Guy, And The Guy Died. That Was A Rough Time. She Has Handled Adversity Well. That's Where I Got My Work Ethic. So My Mother's Where I Got My Love Of Music, But My Father's Where I Got My Athletic Ability. And My Hair Loss. And My Love Of Women.